In my next life

In my next life I would like to be a man. I think most women would agree that being a man is a lot easier than being a woman. I'm sure that many men would disagree..until they saw what they are missing out on (not much!) Here are my reasons:

1) men don't have to give birth. I'm not even talking about the pain of giving birth..I'm talking about the weight gain, the emotional roller coaster, the back pain, the sick to your stomach - morning, noon and night, constantly being hungry, exhausted, not being able to take any medications if you happen to get sick while you are pregnant - you just suffer through it, you have a big stomach so you can't even bend over to tie your shoes, your feet swell..and then just when you think it's over because you've had the baby..you then need to lose the weight you gained, still aren't getting enough sleep, don't have time to excercise, no time to yourself..the list goes on and on

2) Fair pay? Yeah..right. Men almost always make more than women..yet, women require more items(make-up, personal items etc)

3) Men get more respect in the board room

4) Have you heard of a woman president yet?

5) Women aren't as strong as women so when we're attacked it's hard to fight back.

6) Men can lose weight much more quickly than women..and don't pack the pounds on as quickly either. They can pretty much eat whatever they want..and sadly enough..women will still accept them, date them and marry them. If a woman gains weight..lower chance at marriage, dating, success in the work place and made fun of..good times.

7) If a woman happens to be even remotely good looking or has a nice figure..watch out..you'll get whistles, comments, and stares by men even when you don't them. If you tell them to stop..you look like a b*tch. Why wouldn't we want to be treated like a piece of meat?

8) Periods. Every month from age 12/13 until mid to late 50's. Talk about ruining at least 5 days out of every month. Men - no, we never get used to the pain, cramps, food cravings, water weight, emotional roller coasters, and headaches.